What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:49
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
What was something inappropriate a member of your family caught you doing?
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
No go.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?
Then came..
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
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So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
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Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Quae illo minus voluptatum fugiat ea quaerat qui.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.